Once upon a time, there was a lowland kingdom, called Broodendam...
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I wrote a parody news piece about Theresa May, outlawing encryption, and the ridiculous end-results of such thinking. Enjoy!
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So today, after being called at on the street by a stranger, I've finally hit my breaking point on the word "ginger"
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Once upon a time there was a bakery: West-Rose Bakers.
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It's known to most of you as "blue", but that designation doesn't nail it. After all, people say that the sky is "blue", or that their pale, bluish business shirt is "blue", or that navy uniforms are "blue". So there's no point in me saying "blue", because you won't get what I really mean. What I mean is #0000FF.
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